Study law

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?

Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in
Malaysia .

Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years,
and I'd say
80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read
law.

Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never
knew. Hard to
believe in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here
until the next
Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read
law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia
comes to
immigration counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr...